Jul 18, 2009
joke
An American, Japanese, and an Indian were sitting in the sauna naked.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm and
the beeping stopped. The others looked at him questioningly.
"That's my pager," he said, "I have a microchip under the skin of my
arm."
A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese lifted his palm to his
ear.
When he finished he explained, "That's my mobile phone. I have a
microchip
in my hand. "
The Indian felt low-tech and inferior.
He didn't know what to do to be as impressive as the American & the
Japanese..
He decided to take a break in the toilet. When he returned, he didn't
realize that there was a piece of toilet paper got stuck and hanging from
his backside.
The others raised their eyebrows and said,
"Wow! What's that?"
Instead of being embarrassed, inspiration struck his mind.
The Indian explained, "I'm getting a FAX."
The other two fainted.
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